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He mea maikaʻi i koʻu kaikuahine ke hele mai e nānā i koʻu kaikunāne a hoʻomaha i kona ʻeha. ʻAe, a ke hana nei ka hoki - hiki iā ʻoe ke hele palekana i kahi lā. Me ia ʻano hoki, e loaʻa iā ia nā mea mahalo. E hoʻomaikaʻi mau ʻo ia i kona kaikunāne!