Lede kamahaʻo - nā ʻuʻu nui, hoki momona nui, a me ka nānā ʻole ʻana e noi ana e kau ʻia ma ka lāʻau! He moeʻuhane wale nō, ʻaʻole he wahine. A pehea ka pāʻani ʻana o kona puʻupuʻu i ka moa ma ke kūlana wahine lio, pehea lā e paʻa ai ke kāne i ka lōʻihi a ʻaʻole hoʻi i ka punawai mai ia mau leʻaleʻa? A ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻaʻohe ʻoihana. Ua paʻi ʻia paha ka wikiō ma nā ʻāpana, no ka mea, ma kaʻu helu ʻana, ua pono ke kāne i ka cum me kēia wahine ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa!
ʻAe, e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka mokulele - he nani! A me ka malihini he pahū. Eia kekahi, ua kūpono nā kūlana a pau iā ia. A ʻo ia ka mea lawe pilikia a makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano mea. He koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka ʻiʻo o ka hoa huakaʻi, a ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o kona ʻāʻī. Ke kaulaʻi nei ʻo ia iā ia e like me ka shish kebab ma ka skewer - manaʻo wau inā e piʻi mai ke kolu o ke kanaka i kēia manawa, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi. Ua holomua ka lele!
ʻAe, ʻo ia kekahi mau puʻupuʻu ʻono loa. Paʻa loa lākou a makemake ʻoe e komo i loko o lākou. ʻO kēia mau blondes ʻelua ke nānā aku i ka nani a me ka ʻike. ʻO ka hoa pili me lākou he hoihoi a ʻaʻole hoʻoluhi.