ʻAʻole hiki i ka wahine omo ʻana - hoʻonoho i kona waha no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana me he puka lā! ʻIke ka lede makemake i ka hana ʻana i kona mau lehelehe a me kāna alelo, ʻaʻole hana i kāna lua moa! ʻO ka haʻahaʻa ʻana, ʻo ia ka mea hiki ke hana ʻia e ka pāpaʻi. A ma kahi moe e moe wale ai ʻo ia a leʻaleʻa iā ia, ʻoiai ʻo ka wahine makemake nui e wiggles i ka manawa me ka moa.
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))